I had to share this. Even in Europe we don’t hear the end of the American political circus. I hope you get a giggle from this ingenious post, like I did!
Here’s what happens when you get a call from a very persistent political pollster while you’re trying to read Green Eggs And Ham to your godchild:
￼Who will you vote for, Clinton or Trump?
Politics has hit a slump.
I do not like Clinton or Trump;
I could not be that big a chump.
Would you like Trump’s giant wall?
What if Mexico paid for it all?
I would not like Trump’s giant wall.
I would not like that wall at all.
What about Clinton on college tuition?
Her plan will only cost $350 billion.
I do not like her on college tuition.
I do not have $350 billion.
Do you like them in the polls?
Do you like their policy goals?
Do you like them on Facebook and Twitter?
Do their half-truths make you bitter?
I do not like them in the polls;
I do not think that they have…
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