Green Eggs And Ham: The Election Year Remix

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I had to share this. Even in Europe we don’t hear the end of the American political circus. I hope you get a giggle from this ingenious post, like I did!

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dr-seuss-characters-clip-art-784089Here’s what happens when you get a call from a very persistent political pollster while you’re trying to read Green Eggs And Ham to your godchild:

Who will you vote for, Clinton or Trump?

Politics has hit a slump.
I do not like Clinton or Trump;
I could not be that big a chump.

Would you like Trump’s giant wall?
What if Mexico paid for it all?

I would not like Trump’s giant wall.
I would not like that wall at all.

What about Clinton on college tuition?
Her plan will only cost $350 billion.

I do not like her on college tuition.
I do not have $350 billion.

Do you like them in the polls?
Do you like their policy goals?
Do you like them on Facebook and Twitter?
Do their half-truths make you bitter?

I do not like them in the polls;
I do not think that they have…

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. Glenda says:

    Entertaining and fun to share!

    Like

  2. Huge thank you for posting this. I think she’s incredibly funny and only found out about her through your post.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. mliae says:

      Awesome! 🙂

      Like

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