Weird Amazon Items

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Affiliate links get boring. And I know that nobody really wants to read posts where somebody is just trying to sell things. So I’ve decided to flip the script and make this something fun.

Introducing my new, randomly-timed, Weird Amazon Items series! I went past all the great sales and unbelievable items to find the most un-ordinary, bizarre, weird and just plain silly items that are currently listed on both Amazon US and Amazon UK.

Laughter truly is the best medicine. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I’ve enjoyed putting it together!

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Garden Gnome Pervert – Scarface Statue Yard office Outdoor Sculpture-Figurine

I know that this is totally inappropriate. However, I laughed so loudly about this that I kind of HAD to make it the first one. *Enter the trolls to inform me of what a wildly inappropriate Β person I am*

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Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit

I think we all have that one friend……

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Fred PICK YOUR NOSE Nose Cups

It’s not what it sounds like… These seem like they would actually be a hit at a party. See what each nose looks like on you while you sip your beverage! Haha πŸ˜‰

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Hair Brush For Bald Heads ~ Joke Gift ~ Funny Secret Santa Present ~ Weird Gag

OK, this is just kind of funny. Have to say that I would probably give this to a bald friend with a great sense of humor.

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Rubie’s Star Wars Classic Leia Cat Buns

Uummm..yeah. About that….

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Christmas Gifts Quirky Handmade Nose Shaped Wooden Decorative Spectacle / Reading Glass Holder / Stand

I have to admit that this is an item that’s ‘my kind of weird’. I’m constantly searching for my glasses and this on my desk would be a fun way to not have to go through that.

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Baby Pacifier – MUTE BUTTON – Funny! ~ Silicone BPA-free ~ Big Mouth Toys

Anybody out there besides me, tempted to start passing these out?

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Pair of Duck Feet

Duck feet for your fingers. Okei…..

That’s it for this edition of Weird Amazon Items. I hope I was able to make you giggle just a little bit πŸ˜‰

Thanks for reading!

-Mliae

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. Pauline Y says:

    You’ll make a killing selling all this! The duck feets would be great to play table football!

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    1. mliae says:

      Wouldn’t that be nice! πŸ˜‰ Table football. Now that is something I never considered! Thanks for the great idea! πŸ˜€

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  2. adguru101 says:

    I’m mostly fascinated by how you even searched these in the first place! Great post — have to tell you that my daughter once gave me one of those weird things for glasses and was very useful πŸ™‚

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    1. mliae says:

      πŸ™‚ There was quite many lines of search words. But I knew that they were there, so just had to find them!
      So glad to hear that the glasses face is good! I’ve been ‘hinting’ to my husband that I really want that. Too fun!

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  3. Yep. Weird. The toilet survival a must.

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    1. mliae says:

      Haha I think so…

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