Online Quote of The Day

While spending some time online today and reading quite many unusual comments, I found this in a random comment section. Apparently, it has been found in a variety of places online so I do not know who the original author of this is. But I will share it here anonymously and hope that you enjoy it as much as I do!

This is my life right now. Actually I’ve been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking my morning coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end, the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic, however and told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said l was unhinged and so the curtains told me to, yes, you guessed it, pull myself together!!!’

 

Conversations with housewares

-Mliae

A Carrot’s Revenge….

It is the season for potato and carrot harvesting. My husband has been telling me I should go to look our small garden area, where I put potato in the ground this year. I’m quite certain nothing is growing there. Nobody has visited to give water in months and those top plant bits went yellow and died almost 2 months ago already. (They didn’t even get higher than my shoes, so….).

I did talk to some other ‘gardeners’ and purchased a 10kg (about 20 lb) bag of carrots from a man with 3 bags full of them. (That’s A LOT for such a small area). I got my carrots home and have been cleaning / drying them. And then I found this one just sitting in the bag, covered with dirt, not wanting me to eat it.  I laughed that heavily that I couldn’t just stop myself!

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Of course, I had to share it with you 🙂 I hope you laugh also!

If you are wondering about this wise carrot’s fate, I can tell you that the carrot won the game. I did not eat it. I cannot. The carrot is nicely sitting on the food table, waiting for the next person to notice it, comment about it and laugh.

Carrot = 1 / Me = blog post

-Mliae

Weird Amazon Items

Affiliate links get boring. And I know that nobody really wants to read posts where somebody is just trying to sell things. So I’ve decided to flip the script and make this something fun.

Introducing my new, randomly-timed, Weird Amazon Items series! I went past all the great sales and unbelievable items to find the most un-ordinary, bizarre, weird and just plain silly items that are currently listed on both Amazon US and Amazon UK.

Laughter truly is the best medicine. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I’ve enjoyed putting it together!

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Garden Gnome Pervert – Scarface Statue Yard office Outdoor Sculpture-Figurine

I know that this is totally inappropriate. However, I laughed so loudly about this that I kind of HAD to make it the first one. *Enter the trolls to inform me of what a wildly inappropriate  person I am*

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Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit

I think we all have that one friend……

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Fred PICK YOUR NOSE Nose Cups

It’s not what it sounds like… These seem like they would actually be a hit at a party. See what each nose looks like on you while you sip your beverage! Haha 😉

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Hair Brush For Bald Heads ~ Joke Gift ~ Funny Secret Santa Present ~ Weird Gag

OK, this is just kind of funny. Have to say that I would probably give this to a bald friend with a great sense of humor.

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Rubie’s Star Wars Classic Leia Cat Buns

Uummm..yeah. About that….

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Christmas Gifts Quirky Handmade Nose Shaped Wooden Decorative Spectacle / Reading Glass Holder / Stand

I have to admit that this is an item that’s ‘my kind of weird’. I’m constantly searching for my glasses and this on my desk would be a fun way to not have to go through that.

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Baby Pacifier – MUTE BUTTON – Funny! ~ Silicone BPA-free ~ Big Mouth Toys

Anybody out there besides me, tempted to start passing these out?

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Pair of Duck Feet

Duck feet for your fingers. Okei…..

That’s it for this edition of Weird Amazon Items. I hope I was able to make you giggle just a little bit 😉

Thanks for reading!

-Mliae

My Souvenir From the USA

So, a girlfriend of mine goes on holiday to the USA. When we all get together to hear about her trip, this is what she gives us.

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DONALD TRUMP CHOCOLATE BARS!?!!

This livened up the conversation a bit, as you might well imagine. We all had a good giggle.

I did not even know this was a thing.

-Mliae