Quirky Quotes 07.07.2018

“The doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” -Walter Matthau *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.06.2018

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” -Richard Jeni *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quote 07.06.2018

“There’s no limit to how much you’ll  know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.” -Dr. Seuss *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.05.2018

“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.” -Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez Happy Tuesday evening! -Mliae *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.05.2018

“I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.” -Emo Philips *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.04.2018

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up  to the time he killed himself.” -Johnny Carson *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.04.2018

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.03.2018

“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There’s one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption ‘It could be worse!’ ‘Just tell me whatever it is you’re thinking,’ Mrs. Paulsen says. ‘Whatever is going through your mind right now.’ ‘I hope they didn’t actually drop a cat in…

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Quirky Quotes 07.03.2018

“Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of 60.” -Gore Vidal *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.02.2018

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” -Rita Rudner *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.02.2018

“Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” -Samuel Beckett *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.01.2018

“We’re everywhere, out there, among you.” -C.J. Morrow, The Finder *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.01.2018

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” -Woody Allen *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.12.2017

“‘Goodwill to all.’ I know it’s technically ‘goodwill to all men,’ but in my mind, I drop the ‘men’ because that feels segregationist / elitist / sexist / generally bad -ist. Goodwill shouldn’t be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats.I’d…

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Quirky Quotes 07.12.2017

“And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before….

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Quirky Quotes 22.11.2017

“Someone asked them to be quiet, so it’s just a matter of time before all hell breaks lose.” -Brian Andreas *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quote 07.11.2017

“But who is ever fair in an argument?” -A.B. Shepherd, Lifeboat *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.10.2017

“When your head is about to explode, you shouldn’t dare call in a psychiatrist because you’re about to bring new ideas to a world that will later label you a freak.” -Michael Bassey Johnson *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.10.2017

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments.” -Chris Rock *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.09.2017

“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” -Marty Feldman *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.09.2017

“People aren’t broken. They’re just interestingly wired.” -Silvia Hartmann *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.08.2017

“I’m the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.” -Mickey Rooney *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 09.08.2017

“He seemed to be an eternal on-sale item in the matrimonial market everybody bypassed for fancier merchandise.” -Diana Palmer, True Blue *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.08.2017

“Todays pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.” -Raymond Cvikota *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.07.2017

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” -Steven Wright *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.07.2017

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.06.2017

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” -Will Ferrell *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.06.2017

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.” -Dr. Seuss, Fox in Socks *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.05.2017

“I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” -Leigh Stanley *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.05.2017

“A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.” -CT Jones *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.04.2017

“‘I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to go get a room or go barf in a trashcan,’ Emma said. ‘I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way to weird. And gross.’ Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch,…

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Quirky Quotes 07.04.2017

“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.” -Rita Rudner *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.03.2017

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.” -Rucy Ban, All My Life *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.03.2017

“The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.” -Nicholson Baker, The Mezzanine *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.02.2017

“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” -Douglas Adams *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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