Quirky Quote 07.11.2017

“But who is ever fair in an argument?” -A.B. Shepherd, Lifeboat *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.10.2017

“When your head is about to explode, you shouldn’t dare call in a psychiatrist because you’re about to bring new ideas to a world that will later label you a freak.” -Michael Bassey Johnson *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.10.2017

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments.” -Chris Rock *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.09.2017

“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” -Marty Feldman *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.09.2017

“People aren’t broken. They’re just interestingly wired.” -Silvia Hartmann *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.08.2017

“I’m the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.” -Mickey Rooney *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 09.08.2017

“He seemed to be an eternal on-sale item in the matrimonial market everybody bypassed for fancier merchandise.” -Diana Palmer, True Blue *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.08.2017

“Todays pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.” -Raymond Cvikota *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.07.2017

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” -Steven Wright *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.07.2017

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.06.2017

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” -Will Ferrell *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.06.2017

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.” -Dr. Seuss, Fox in Socks *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.05.2017

“I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” -Leigh Stanley *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.05.2017

“A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.” -CT Jones *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.04.2017

“‘I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to go get a room or go barf in a trashcan,’ Emma said. ‘I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way to weird. And gross.’ Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch,…

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Quirky Quotes 07.04.2017

“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.” -Rita Rudner *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.03.2017

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.” -Rucy Ban, All My Life *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.03.2017

“The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.” -Nicholson Baker, The Mezzanine *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.02.2017

“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” -Douglas Adams *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.02.2017

“I found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.” -Felicia Day, You’re Never Weird on the Internet *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.01.2017

” Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” -Phyllis Diller *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.01.2017

“Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they want.” -R.S. Vern *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.12.2016

“Christopher throws dandelion head after dandelion head into his bag. It’s getting heavy now and his fingers are stained from the work but there are so many left to kill. His biggest mistake is giving them names.” -Brian Martinez, Kissing you is like Trying to Punch a Ghost *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.12.2016

“I’m so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I’d come out sucking my thumb.” -Freddie Starr *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.11.2016

” There’s a gift in your lap and it’s beautifully wrapped and it’s not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you’re alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you’re that important.” -Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 07.11.2016

“Today you are YOU, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” -Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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Quirky Quotes 22.10.2017

“My head is my favorite swimming pool” -Lauren DeStefano *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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