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Quirky Quotes 22.08.2018

“I’m the first to admit that I don’t write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.” -Lori R. Lopez *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.08.2018

“A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.” -Joan Rivers *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.07.2018

“You can quote me, but I’ll tell everyone that you’re lying.” -Jael Turner *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.07.2018

“The doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” -Walter Matthau *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.06.2018

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” -Richard Jeni *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quote 07.06.2018

“There’s no limit to how much you’ll  know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.” -Dr. Seuss *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.05.2018

“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.” -Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez Happy Tuesday evening! -Mliae *Photo credit: […]

Quirky Quotes 07.05.2018

“I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of […]

Quirky Quotes 22.04.2018

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up  to the time he killed himself.” -Johnny Carson *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.04.2018

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.03.2018

“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There’s one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption ‘It could be worse!’ ‘Just tell me […]

Quirky Quotes 07.03.2018

“Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of 60.” -Gore Vidal *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.02.2018

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” -Rita Rudner *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.02.2018

“Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” -Samuel Beckett *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.01.2018

“We’re everywhere, out there, among you.” -C.J. Morrow, The Finder *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.01.2018

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” -Woody Allen *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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