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Quirky Quotes 22.12.2017

“‘Goodwill to all.’ I know it’s technically ‘goodwill to all men,’ but in my mind, I drop the ‘men’ because that feels segregationist / elitist / sexist / generally bad […]

Quirky Quotes 07.12.2017

“And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It […]

Quirky Quotes 22.11.2017

“Someone asked them to be quiet, so it’s just a matter of time before all hell breaks lose.” -Brian Andreas *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quote 07.11.2017

“But who is ever fair in an argument?” -A.B. Shepherd, Lifeboat *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.10.2017

“When your head is about to explode, you shouldn’t dare call in a psychiatrist because you’re about to bring new ideas to a world that will later label you a […]

Quirky Quotes 07.10.2017

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments.” -Chris Rock *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.09.2017

“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” -Marty Feldman *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.09.2017

“People aren’t broken. They’re just interestingly wired.” -Silvia Hartmann *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.08.2017

“I’m the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.” -Mickey Rooney *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 09.08.2017

“He seemed to be an eternal on-sale item in the matrimonial market everybody bypassed for fancier merchandise.” -Diana Palmer, True Blue *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.08.2017

“Todays pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.” -Raymond Cvikota *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.07.2017

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” -Steven Wright *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.07.2017

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.06.2017

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” -Will Ferrell *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.06.2017

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle […]

Quirky Quotes 22.05.2017

“I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” -Leigh Stanley *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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