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Quirky Quotes 07.09.2017

“People aren’t broken. They’re just interestingly wired.” -Silvia Hartmann *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.08.2017

“I’m the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.” -Mickey Rooney *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 09.08.2017

“He seemed to be an eternal on-sale item in the matrimonial market everybody bypassed for fancier merchandise.” -Diana Palmer, True Blue *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.08.2017

“Todays pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.” -Raymond Cvikota *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.07.2017

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” -Steven Wright *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.07.2017

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.06.2017

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” -Will Ferrell *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.06.2017

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle […]

Quirky Quotes 22.05.2017

“I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” -Leigh Stanley *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.05.2017

“A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.” -CT Jones *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.04.2017

“‘I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to go get a room or go barf in a trashcan,’ Emma said. ‘I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are […]

Quirky Quotes 07.04.2017

“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.” -Rita Rudner *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 22.03.2017

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.” -Rucy Ban, All My Life *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.03.2017

“The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a […]

Quirky Quotes 22.02.2017

“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” -Douglas Adams *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

Quirky Quotes 07.02.2017

“I found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.” -Felicia Day, You’re Never Weird on the Internet *Photo credit: Appalachian LeadershipAcademy

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